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Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."




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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Oh, that's an inside joke. It has to do with the time [Skyy] accidentally kicked me there one time, and when I went back (having almost passed out) and curled in my bed, he meekly tried to make a peace offering... He was eating plain bread out the bag, and offered it to me. "Hey Anthony... Umm... Want some... Bread?"

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: ahh k see i thot it would be something like that but i wasnt sure

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hehe... Yeah, don't worry. There's very little logic to anything concerning Atridane.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: And oftentimes me as well.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: lol gathrd that alredy me mate lol ach my accent is bleeding into ma typin!! naebdy will b able tae understan me soon

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *belatedly waves the cigarette around in the air* Nyah! *sticks tongue out* I'll give myself cancer if I want! Marlboros are my friends.. And I love Camels *sighs happily*

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: eat right, exercise, die anyway. live how you wanna live.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *grins* Yup.. Isn't it great?

2004-05-10 [Malkavian]: [eatable cookie] What the fuck...

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hehehe... Well, you know. I just have to be the voice of reason, in a sense.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hmm... Effin' eh, by the profile, she's probably someone ready for a good pwning. Oh well, I'm too lazy, and Sven's not around, so yeah.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *cough*bullshit*cough*

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: To the first comment, or the second? ^_^!

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Good question! *chuckles* The first one, actually.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: ya big gay panda!

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *blinks* *hugs Anakai close* He is not a big, gay panda!! *sniffs* He's a whore. Get it right, or don't get it at all.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: i meant all of you really

2004-05-10 [Whim]: Hey, guess what everyone! I've succeeded at becoming the most powerful outcast in the world. Not even the non-conformists would accept me and they're all about being oppressed and exiled.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Well around here, you gotta be specific. Besides, if you had been addressing the entire group here, you should have made 'panda' plural. Good grammer, you know. *nods*

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: really...well what if i've got a crap keyboard? is it ok then your highness? (note sarcasm)

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *raises an eyebrow* Well, sweetheart, unless the 's' key on your keyboard doesn't work, then the condition of your keyboard is a moot point.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: By my decree as king of outcast losers, I make Neimo right on all grammar matters.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: By decree of ya big gay panda toss pot i think that i need to say this OI...NOOO!!!!! QUIT BEING A BIG GAY PANDA!

2004-05-10 [windowframe]: ...*would like to know exactly what it is that [the writer of poetic misjustice] has against Pandas*

2004-05-10 [Whim]: Your actions are no good here, writer. You do not own this space. I'm a big Conformity, Inc. moderator type guy and while you are here, you quiet for me and I can declare Neimo grammar queen if I want.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: or i could say that i think you are all the biggest pile of tosspots in the world and ask you what the fuck have you got against non-conformists?

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *laughs* *licks Whim* *coils on his lap* *places a crown of electrical tape upon my head and takes up my sceptor of wire, then waves it about* *gets a haughty look on my face, and makes snooty wiggles with my nose* Yes yes. Obey me in a grammatical matters. I command thee.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: My biggest problem with non-conformists is that they lie.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *sighs* Just by the fact that you have conformed in the matter of joining a community (elftown community), you have conformed, therefor making a lie of your non-comformity. And don't even get me started on the ultimate stupidity of your wiki, and the errors that I have found in your logic.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: or how about the fact that i don't have any logic, i don't want any logic either...i go for emotions...

2004-05-10 [Whim]: um....yeah, I'm not gonna touch that one.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: DAMN IT! As the head of this wiki, I demand that someone inform me of active pwning when it ensues via some sort of message. I can't just halt everything I'm doing to check the wiki comments all the time! Nah, it's my fault, don't worry. Anyway... Good lord. Of all people, it's the Writer. Wouldn't you think he'd have found someone a little more enlightened to send?

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Bah. Emotions are unpredictable and silly. They never stay, are always fluctuating, and make no sense. In fact, emotions are nothing but a chemical reaction in your brain. They are physical, scientific, and therefore, ultimatly logical all in themselves. 

2004-05-10 [Whim]: nope

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: We have nothing against nonconformists. We do, however, have plenty against conformists who claim nonconformity. i.e. you.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: Damn...looks like I'm gonna touch it. Emotions are just as Neimo said, but aren't bad. It's just not a bad idea to back them with logic so as not to make an ass of yourself.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: The essence of emotions can be captured by chemical equations, and thus logic. And... Emotion makes you a little writhing twat anyway, and impairs your wit. Clearly that's what happened to you. Next point?

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: avoral you know me? by your comment it looked like you know me or knowme by some sort of reputation...i'm not usually like this but you caught me at a bad time...like i said...emotions

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *snickers* This is the time where I lower myself to name calling. Don't blame me..emotions, you know.. *winks* Pond scum.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: well if you were pond scum you would have improved

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: I don't have to know you. Your style, should what you voiced before hold true, is more than enough to prove that there's not a nonconformist thought in your head. But it looks like I may have hit the nail on the head, so to speak. *Cracks knuckles* And catching people at bad times is one of the core values of CI. Hence the reason we're the most notorious of total bastards in several circles.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: Bad timing is the key to all destruction.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: my style? seems to me you've heard of me before...ahh well i am merly one who likes to be himself and encourages others to do so

2004-05-10 [Whim]: Why must you lie so much?

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Oh. Buuuuuuurn. Wait... No, that sucked. Sorry, Kaby, he still doesn't have a point. You're just not getting the challenge you deserve.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: i don't...you only wish that i lie showing the intolerance of you and others like you

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Oh well. I must be off. Break is over, and I've boring life to lead..and people's money to take. Ta ta! *hugs Anakai*

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Well yeah, you are yourself and encourage others to be yourself. And that's the problem. Because what you are is just the staple core being these days, mass-produced by the very 'system' you want to lash out against so vehemently. You're a machine of angst, programmed by your little mainstream media. Ironically, you're what you accused us to be. ...And are you saying that I seem to be speaking from past knowledge of you with everything I've said before this post?

2004-05-10 [Whim]: You do lie. You've done nothing but lie since you started. You claim non-comformist status when you're nothing but a poseur who's afraid that people will find out what a big poseur he really is.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: *Loves the Kaby* Take care! ^_^

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: really? i don't ask people to be me at all i ask people to be them...and i don't claim to be a non-conformist...because i'm me..not a non-conformist, i have fun i do what i want and i don't follow any set fashion...becuase i am infact me...i follow emotions like i said...not your poncy logic

2004-05-10 [Whim]: well, you sure do sound conformed. Poor guy...doesn't even know he's lying to himself.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hmm... I seem to recall you barging in here trying to get us to 'stop conforming,' acting like you had some superior doctrine to spout, as well as claiming beforehand to be nonconformist... But that may be illusion, who knows? And you do follow a set fashion, that's the point we're trying to get across. The worst part is that you're so bought into said 'set fashion' that you actually believe it.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Exactly what I was just saying, Whim. He lies to himself... He's had his soul bought out by the 'system' and all its insidious devices. Shame?

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: is that so? well i pity you...i basrged into here because i was a bit drunk and in need of something to do...and i'm in a really bad mood...thats why i'm not "listening to reason" as someone told me to do yeaterday

2004-05-10 [Whim]: much shame. no honor

2004-05-10 [Whim]: ah, that was mean. I'm the reasonable one here...hehe.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: ah well...i have fun, i write a bit it's what i do and i like it

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Let's get Sven on him. ((HONOR!!!))

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: or you could get bent

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Point reinforced. Emotions = impaired wits.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: bant?

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: emotion = creativity...hence the poetry

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Your poetry sucks.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: tell that to my publisher

2004-05-10 [Whim]: I'm more creative than you, you twat.

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: aw we're feeling mean today

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: I'll write a review, if you'd like.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: that so? well we aint here to debate whos better at what are we? well i don't knw why i'm here to be honest but it seems to piss you off so i'm not bothered

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: See, here's the thing... Your publisher needs to figure out how to look for talent. Clearly, if he/she/it/they are inclined toward dipping into the bottom of the teen-angst barrel, they're in some serious need of change... They'll get nowhere at this rate.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: And actually... Nobody here's pissed but you. We have fun playing with your weak little head.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hey Jen! *Hugs* How's it all?

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: and are you a qualified poetry reveiwer person?

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Would you like me to get back to you with the credentials once I get around to being one? It'll take naught more than getting my name out to the writing community instead of sitting in obscurity, and I'm sure the enemies I can make will be well worth the effort.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: well i am infact part of a poetry community and they like my work as well so screw you...by the time you do that i'll already be writing

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: I'm sure they're just trying to make you feel better. Or possibly you're just part of a little board of whiny angst-driven children like yourself calling yourself poets. That crap on your page had better not be representative of the average writing on your so-called "poetry community," or I fear the entirety of verse is turning to worthless drivel.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: actually most of them are way better than me so don't worry you're logic driven arse over that...and actually they don't need to make me feel better i'm in a pretty good mood

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: So, given that they're mostly way better than you, and you're on the lower end of it all, they're probably just seeing some false potential in you. I mean, if you're 16 and still stuck on that crap, I seriously doubt there's anything that can be done with you. And what I meant was that they're trying to keep from killing your little shallow head by saying your poetry DOESN'T suck. I'll bet they all cringe when they read it, much in the way I do when the stupid children around here submit their meaningless banter.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: damn, I missed a whole bunch of stuff. I guess that's the price I pay for being easily distracted by hot irish chicks.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: yes i am on the lower end of it all...and i don't know if they cringe when thye read cos i can't actually see them..ust like you can't come near me to smite me...or most of the goths on here...rendering this wiki...your mood and you're principles completly pointless

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Defeated, the Writer submits to insulting the wiki again.

2004-05-10 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: thats what i came here to domin the first place...i think...can't remember

2004-05-10 [Whim]: ok, good. I was able to talk on the phone lots with me hottness and nothing really happened.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: How's she doing, by the way?

2004-05-10 [Whim]: very well, except she doesn't get to get her tatoo on friday cause her friend is in need of money.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Yeah, don't worry, you're probably just pwned. This would be the time where you take a break and go to gather your wits. *Offers you a soda and one of his famous ham sammiches* For the road?

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Oh, what was she going to get?

2004-05-10 [Whim]: She was either going to get her parrot re-colored or cover it with a fairy. I told her she should just tell them to give the parrot wings so it looks like a fairy.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hehehehehe... A faerie parrot... Classic.

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: meuw

2004-05-10 [Whim]: morning, narcy

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: hello Whim

2004-05-10 [Whim]: how goes all?

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: goes fine

2004-05-10 [Whim]: excellent. You missed alot of random meaningless crap today...hehe

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: oh?

2004-05-10 [Whim]: yeah, the group non conformist is attempting to terrorize us

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: terrorizing the conformists... they have their work cut out for them.

2004-05-10 [Whim]: hehe....yeah

2004-05-10 [circus snatch]: ^.^

2004-05-11 [Malkavian]: meep

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: peem

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: i read ((HONOR)) who is in need of pwning upon there brow?

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Oh, nobody anymore. They are pwned again.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: NOOOOOO! Damn my ill timed arrival.

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Ha! I laugh at your misfortune! *points and laughs at Sven*

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Hehehe... Scroll up and check out the whole string.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: I did, I just feel left out now. *sniff*

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: I'm confused. *Ponders* x.x

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: oh yes a day for not being nice XD

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Heheheheheehe... When you're Avoral, EVERY day is a day for not being nice. ^_^

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Yay for not nice days! o.o *jigs* =P I'm always mean to Sven...it'd be like breaking tradition if I were....NICE!!! ^_^ And we CAN'T have that, now can we?!

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: A phone call, e-mail, smoke signals, some sort of notice would be nice.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: And you act like you don't comprehend my reasons for being mean to you, Baka. ^_^!  And yeah, I complained about the same thing before, Sven... Hehehe... I missed a chunk of pwning because of Whim and Kaby's destruction-hogging tendencies.

2004-05-11 [Whim]: Hey, I can't help it if I was here and destruction was had. You act like destruction revolves around me or something.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: No, it revolves around ME! ...But alas, I never seem to notice it when it's happening.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Sure we can pwn individually, but it is much more fun when we pwn as a family. *hugs*

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: ;.; [Avoral] is very mean to me! Doesn't even love me when compared to [Adorable Ducky]. *sniff sniff* Ya know..it's really sad when you have to look up how to spell "adorable." =.= Go me. I am le stupid!

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Awwwwww... Group hug... *Twitches, jumps back with shotguns ready* NO HUGGING. Get away from me.

2004-05-11 [Whim]: Actually I think destruction revolves around Kenny and Thom, but it rubbed off on us.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: That's otay! There's a reason I originally started calling you Baka!

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: lol

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Don't I feel so...loved. =.= I'm a math person not an enlish person....even if I'm failing pre-cal at the moment. >.>;;

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Well, it started with Kenny. Speaking of which, I had a Thom-juncture... I got his history book AND a copy of Grendel (which reminds me of him), and the destructive energies collected thus inspired me to work on our horribly offensive WWII Nazi Germany presentation... But instead caused us to break into terribly offensive artwork instead.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: *Hugs the Baka!*

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Yes, behold the awful offensive artwork of Sven and Avoral. You must enjoy the realization that we are going to Hell in a hand basket.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Yeah... We are. Straight to the Eighth, I presume. But hey, at least we can appease Satan by coming up to him and showing him our anti-Semite artwork. He'll get a total kick out of it, and probably give us high positions in Hell. Who knows? Maybe we'll be archdevils?

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: That sounds cool. He might even put the pics on his refrigerater.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Damn straight. I wonder if Satan can talk in l337? He'd be like, "h01y 5h17!! 7h47 n4z1 m0fuck4 pwn3d d0z3 j00z!!!11"

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: *snicker snicker* I want to meet Satan is he does talk in 1337! =^_^= *is loved*

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Yep, tis confirmed, straight to Hell.

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Can I come visit?! ^_^

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: *LOL* Hell yes. And of course you can visit, Baka!

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: do we have a choice?

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Choice of what? ^_^

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Don't think so, but I was asking more or less in case by some MAJORLY screwed up paper work I didn't end up in hell myself. =o

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: lol, if we had a choice of visiting in the end or going there ourselves

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Oh, don't worry, Jenni. If all else fails, I can use my power over Hell's accounting to let you in and out as you please.

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: like they could hold me *laughs*

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Very true. ^_^!

2004-05-11 [Skyy]: I hear they have nice hot springs down there.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Yeah, I'd imagine they would. Only problem is that they like to pack it with magma instead of water. I mean... Yeah, that's really effin' original. Magma hot springs... *Psh*

2004-05-11 [Skyy]: I don't have to be original if I don't want to. I'm just that damn good.

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: O.o no... I am

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: Oh, I wasn't talking about your originality. I was talking about Hell's.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Yeah, magma hot springs is so cliche'.

2004-05-11 [Whim]: NO! I'm cliche' and don't you ever forget it.

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: h4rdc0r3 7humb w4r 15 l337.

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: is it?

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: *my hand isnt broken* yay! on the downside theres been a huge accident n glasgow and everyones worried about all their mates and family.....

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Yes, avoral felt my wrath in the thumb war for Honor!

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: lol

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: I cant move my thumbs

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: *sighs* Silly creatures. I might be getting a new computer today!!! *gasps with joy*

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: I shall beat you all with the ultimate dexterity and strength of my thumb. :P

2004-05-11 [Whim]: What kind of computer? Is it gonna be badass?

2004-05-11 [circus snatch]: *eats thumbs*

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: Prolly an e-Machine. 80 G's, AMD or Pentium 4 processer, 17 inch screen, 512 RAM.. Or maybe it'll be a Compact.. Dunno yet.

2004-05-11 [Whim]: *cringe* E-machine....*cringe harder* Compaq

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: Shit. Gotta scram. Bye! *gone*

2004-05-11 [Avoral]: *Loves!* ^_^!

2004-05-11 [HiddenFire]: e-machines bite! i hate them all! check out http://www.computerpartsusa.com/ they have a great deal on basic computers. i dont know where all they would ship it but they have a decent computer that is only a little under $300 which is much better than any cruddy e-machine and it is much better than gateways budget computer and cheaper!

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: *technology hates her especially this comp that breaks every other day...*

2004-05-11 [HiddenFire]: i love tech but sadly it does not return my affection *sigh*

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: lol well me and technology dont like eachother, prob cuz it tries to electrify me and i threaten it all the time

2004-05-11 [HiddenFire]: if at first you dont succeed, try a bigger hammer! ^_^, you'de be suprised what a well placed kick can do to fix a computer. not to mention all the theraputic advantages therein.

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: *chuckles* Well... I really don't care what kind of computer I get, as long as it has a warrenty and all the specifics I named before.

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: lol my scanner (old one) got smashed to bits and we had a funeral for it (yea i said bye you evil bastard of a machine as i threw it out lol)

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: *lmao* Well. I'm hoping to get a scanner, sooner or later, and then a webcam at some point in the future, although I doubt I ever will convince myself of that particular need.

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: hehe yea....i saw one of my contacts for the first time the other day on web cam....i knew he was 38 and stuff and was not the best lookin guy but i swear it thot he'd been eaten by a bear that had then sat down to type to me lol

2004-05-11 [Neimo]: *LMFAO* I know the feeling. But sometimes the guys are actually hot, and then you're asking yourself why the hell they're on the computer when they could be out getting chased by wild women and having to beat them off with a stick..

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: hmm yea not him tho lol he looks like gimli from lord of the rings lol

2004-05-11 [nicarinsemeoff]: cha ching

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: (([Avoral] says: Like me, Kaby! ^_^ I have all kinds of women trying to get in my pants, but I get on the computer instead! *Stops* Ah, damn it. Now I've gone and insulted my intelligence.))

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: LOL

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: [Avoral], which women are you refering to try and get into your pants? ¬.¬'' Most certainly not me....

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: So you think. But you can't deny your longings for my hard and luscious body.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: And my body is, in fact, very hard and luscious.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Surely you jest, mine is much harder than yours silly avoral.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: I've seen firmer handshakes.

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: hehehe *stayin out of this one* lol

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Please, if your thumb can't handle my power than you have much to achieve.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Well, if you have to use your effin' nails to win a thumb war, then you're in no position to talk.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: I can beat you in thumb wars with both hands tied behind my back. Besides who said it was going to be a clean fight?

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: Ya know, Av, if you didn't bite your nails so much you could use such tactics as well. =] and I shant comment on whose body I like more! =^_^=

2004-05-11 [Delladreing]: me either lol

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: *Hides his lack of nails* Bah. And Sven... There will be honor battles with the thumbs... And next time, there will be BLADES. Big, nasty, rusty blades. With tetanus. And syphilis. And E. Coli.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: If you can't handle my finger nails, then I will destroy you with thumb swords of doom, terror and destruction.

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Eh, screw it. Let's go mess with Valichen under our split persona.

2004-05-11 [Bakani]: =.='' <3 you for being more spontaneous than I. Woot! Bored! May RO be nonlagging Amen

2004-05-11 [Sven Welkenson]: Yes, much pwning of Valichen shall ensue.

2004-05-12 [Neimo]: Random Comment for the Day: When you're feeling down, take viagra. -K. 

2004-05-12 [Whim]: That's what I do.

2004-05-12 [Delladreing]: *laughs*

2004-05-12 [Neimo]: *chuckles* That doesn't surprise me.

2004-05-12 [Whim]: I suddenly feel insulted...damn. *sits in the corner and eats pez*

2004-05-12 [Delladreing]: so hows everyone been the day? *pats whim's head*

2004-05-12 [Neimo]: I am the Kaby'est Kaby creature that ever was named Kaby by the ultimate Kaby lover of Kaby.

2004-05-12 [Neimo]: Feeling? Numb. Doing? Fine. Living? I'll get back to you on that one.

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